Adoption Specialist Prints

"You don't qualify for maternity leave if you adopt a foster child."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'