Adopting A Rebellious Phase Gifts

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

Fishbowl rebellion.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Chippunks

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."