Adolescent Wranglers Prints

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

Interior design trends for parents....

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Quiet Time

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'Sorry, Holly!'