Administrators Gifts

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Education! Education! Education!

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

To Hit.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'Sir, aren't you missing another workaholics anonymous meeting tonight?'

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

'Aside from this 'King of the Apes' thing, do you have any other administrative experience?'

Unorthodox in their methods, the Vojvodina Rippers cut through red tape fast.

"I tried to pull rank at the board meeting, and I threw my back out."

The Department of Chairs react to the budget cuts.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

In basket-case.