Adjusting To New Routines T-Shirts

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

This Year's Spa

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Yoga for beginners,

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Lockdown Signpost

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Just Married

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Out of Order.

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Pianist wearing face mask.

Lost.

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

'I'm a grown penguin Milo, I can take it...we're lost, aren't we?'

"Now that the kids have grown up, can we talk?"

Corona crisis

Everyday garments

"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."