Adjusting To New Routines Gifts

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

This Year's Spa

Yoga for beginners,

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Lockdown Signpost

Just Married

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Out of Order.

Pianist wearing face mask.

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Lost.

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

'I'm a grown penguin Milo, I can take it...we're lost, aren't we?'

"Now that the kids have grown up, can we talk?"

Corona crisis

Everyday garments

"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."

"I'm thinking about working out. I mean it this time."