Adjusting To The New Normal Gifts

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Lockdown Signpost

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"To be or not to be."

Just Married

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Masked Pianist

Out of Order.

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

COVID-19 office design

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Pianist wearing face mask.

Sydney Opera House

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

"I used to do interiors but these days I take what I can get."

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Refresher course

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"