"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."
Adaptation To New Norms T-Shirts
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"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"I find wearing a mask helps."
"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."
'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'
'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'
"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"
"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
Victorian woman at a bar.
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home
I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.
"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."
"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"
"To be or not to be."
'I'm coping.'
'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''
"Sure makes a change from New York!"
Just Married
Our first day of distance learning started off well.
"Sorry, these are saved."
Lockdown Signpost
Out of Order.
"You mind if I smoke?"
"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."
'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'
Pianist wearing face mask.
Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.
'I pronounce you Wife and Man...'
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