Adjusting To New Normals Gifts

"To be or not to be."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"I'm glad you're open again."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

New around here?

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Pianist wearing face mask.

Apple Picking 2020

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Post-Pandemic Party

New Normal

Covid beach

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

New Normal People

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

"Hey man, I moved in next door and wanted to introduce myself. I'm fear itself."

"Stay that far away."

COVID-Nightmare ends!

Queue for the End of Lockdown

GOING TOE-TO-TOE IN 2020

"Hello, I'm Britney."