Adjusting To Mobility Changes T-Shirts

Running in please pass

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Frank?"

Life is change

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

'I'm coping.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Just Married

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

Lockdown Signpost

Out of Order.

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

Lost.

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

"I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago."

Festistive Devices

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

'I'm a grown penguin Milo, I can take it...we're lost, aren't we?'

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

"Now that the kids have grown up, can we talk?"