Adjusting To Retirement T-Shirts

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Your contents have shifted."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Allotment

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."