Adele Fan Gifts

"We don't sell CDs any more, but if you like I could sing some of Adele's greatest hits for you!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'I know it's gassy...'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Elfis"

Ringo Starr

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Bowling ball head.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

Rock the boat

"Shaken."

Where Cream Ale comes from

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

BEER BELLY

"Take me to David Bowie."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Curry okay?"

Morrissey

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Elvis Presley

Chicken Ala-King.