Additive Analyzers Gifts

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Picasso'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Analytical Chemists in the Wild West.

Radiologists in therapy.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'

Rejected resumes.

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

Royal Wedding Mania

"You've come a long way, baby."

Lemmings #2 "It's good to see that some of the old traditions have survived"

'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'