Addiction Mugs

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

Codependipity.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I'm trying to put my falling off the wagon behind me...'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"You've got no willpower."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Television Readers.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Book market

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

TV vs Reading

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Energy Drinks

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.