Addressing Addiction Mugs

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Opioid Epidemic

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Codependipity.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Lab Rat Rehab...

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'