Food Addiction Mugs

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Ice Cream Dreams.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Fast Food Dieter

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"George often brings his work home with him."