Addiction Comic Admirer Gifts

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Iliadette.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.