Addiction Comic Admirer Prints

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Iliadette.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.