Activists For Children Gifts

Child Immigrants

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Dispatched

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Danger: Do not love.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Black Friday

Head Start Nursery.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

An apple core school

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

Courting The Youth Vote

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"What - global warming means endless summer, BBQ parties, boys and booze??! Why didn't anyone tell me about that??!"

Never Again

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

Now, that's how you build a wall.