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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Gesundheit!"

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Hot Lasagna Transport

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'I highly recommend the mousecargot.'

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."