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'The epic continues...'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Steve McQueen

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I do all my own stunts"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Film Stuntman School

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Lambo