Action Novel Enthusiast Prints

'The epic continues...'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

They soon changed their name..

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I do all my own stunts"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'