Action Film Addict Gifts

Pulp Science Fiction

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Sylvester Stallone

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

They soon changed their name..

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.