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Michael Douglas

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Taking a peek at the audience

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Filet minion

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Inaction Figure

Caliologist

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

They soon changed their name..

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.