Spring-loaded Action Fan T-Shirts

Quick! We've got to eat as fast as we can!

Filet minion

"What old school? This is my life."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Penguin Remote

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Inaction Figure

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"I love this time of year."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

EU

Snow is falling...

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Running out of Gas.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Easter Bonnet

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I believe you were first.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'