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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"We have an acronym!"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Snowmobull

"Wow, what a DILF."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

I can't smile without you...

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Rhino Romance

'But what do you sell?'

Funny Farm

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

People who meet in Heaven: Ben Franklin and Yogi Berra. I've always admired you aphorisms.

CEO, CFO, MOO.

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"That one's for his cat."

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

"You forgot his tail."

Eve quickly learnt that you don't take your man with you when buying him clothes.

What's STM? Seize the moment!

"There, that ought to hold you."

"YOL 9Lives."

"I really hate most of my legs."

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."