Acrobatic Sports Gifts

Trapeze Artists

'Is it something I said?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Washing Line Walker

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Circus

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Red Arrows Rookies

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'