Acrobatic Sports Gifts

Trapeze Artists

'Is it something I said?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Circus

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."