Acrobatic Shows Gifts

Cirque Du Stan.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Trampoline Balance