Acne Battler Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

PROBLEM AREAS

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Painter's Duel.

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Heat and Food Poisoning

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

Directions for walker across several hills.

A sleeping couple

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Spot Check

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Farmer fighting off snail

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."