Acne Battler Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

PROBLEM AREAS

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Painter's Duel.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Heat and Food Poisoning

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

Directions for walker across several hills.

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A sleeping couple

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Farmer fighting off snail

Spot Check

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."