Acne Ally Gifts

PROBLEM AREAS

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'

Save animals

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...