Acne Ally Gifts

PROBLEM AREAS

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Labrador for sale

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

Horses are nervous animals. . .

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'What made that candidate stand out?'

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