Acne Attacker Pillows

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

Cat in a tank...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

PROBLEM AREAS

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

Spot Check

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Glop With Packaging

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters

"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer."

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"I broke up with Carl when I realized even his inner beauty was hideous."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

"The bad news is, x-rays show I botched your face lift ... the good news is I'm not going to charge you."

Blind Spot