Acne Attacker Prints

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

Cat in a tank...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

PROBLEM AREAS

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Katy Perry

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

Spot Check

Lara Catherina Stone

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

Glop With Packaging

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap

"I broke up with Carl when I realized even his inner beauty was hideous."

Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer."

"Anyone for tennis?"

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

Blind Spot