Acne Warrior Prints

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'Still having problems finding the herbal cream?'

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

Spot Check

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

PROBLEM AREAS

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Emotional Support Pest

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"Wig or the wisp?"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Sun cream factor 5000.