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'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Higher wisdom...

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.