Acknowledging Effort Mugs

Sucessful forth place

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Higher wisdom...

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'