Effort Appreciator Mugs

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Cat with Crown.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Sue Perkins

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"You definately have a musical ear"

"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

"...and this is my better half...!"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Narcissus said his biggest regret is missing out on the selfie era!

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

Bank Front

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

The pig playwrite.

'Look like Yorg discover great motivational tool.'

As it were

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba