Effort Appreciator Mugs

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Cat with Crown.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"You definately have a musical ear"

"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"...and this is my better half...!"

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

Bank Front

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

The pig playwrite.

As it were

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

'Look like Yorg discover great motivational tool.'

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

Pay 50c for Momentum