Achievement Recognition Gifts

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

GCSEs

Soaring Profits

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

High Five

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

Proud Mum.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Graduated Cylinders...

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'I've received celebrity status!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Employee of the Month - male.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.