Accounting Research Manager Gifts

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Scientists are sexy