Accidental Renovator Pillows

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'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

Barbeque Casualty.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Painting and decorating

DIY Disaster.

Changing house name.

The traveling Yard Sale.

DIY store with a first aid department

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Heaven - under new management.

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'