Accidental Fall Survivors Gifts

Sore knee.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Barbeque Casualty.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

The hall of bad ideas.

'This is your lucky day!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Sling

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!