Acceptance Speech Aficionado Mugs

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

William Pitt the Elder

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'

Obama

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."