Academic Year Start Pillows

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Evil Exams!

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

I love PE.

'You have failed on all counts...'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Good, bad dog!'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The Month of August

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

The First Day Back

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Welcome back students.

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'