Start Of School Year Pillows

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'It's going to be a long school year...'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

HAPPYDELL ELEMENTARY, 'Plane geometry is hard enough -- what will fancy geometry be like?'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

I love PE.

". . . Act your age, Freddie, after all, you are the teacher!"

"So Baldo, I imagine you're pretty excited about the new school year!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"School starts in two weeks!"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"I was going to bring an apple for the teacher too, but since the marking period is approaching, I decided to bring an apple pie."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Curry for Breakfast.

Evil Exams!

Children have difficulty adapting to the return to school.

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

Students getting marked letter grades on foreheads. 'It's the beginning of another marking period at Highland Community Schools.'

'I feel like a boxer. Every time I hear the bell ring, I come out fighting for the students' attention.'

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Why are you so excited about school starting?"

School Days

The Month of August

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

The First Day Back