School Year Start Pillows

Welcome back students.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'What counts for more here -- style or substance?'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

School crossing

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

"It's a note from my teacher...heavily redacted."

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

Obama in schools.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"I'll explain later."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'Good, bad dog!'

Beware homework eating dog

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'