Academic Negotiator Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the academic negotiator? Our collection features products that blend humor and intellect, ideal for anyone who excels at balancing opposing viewpoints and turning negotiations into art. Whether it’s a gift to boost their confidence or make them smile, find the perfect token that appreciates their diplomatic finesse and scholarly spirit. These unique items serve as a testament to their talent for reasoning, persuasion, and thoughtful compromise, making them ideal for academic professionals or students alike.

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"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?" mockup

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

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"Mom, you say 40 is the new 30. . . can a D be the new C?"

"Mom, you say 40 is the new 30. . . can a D be the new C?" mockup

"Mom, you say 40 is the new 30. . . can a D be the new C?"

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!" mockup

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

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"Away with the warmonger!"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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Changing Minds

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney." mockup

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

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"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me." mockup

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.' mockup

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.' mockup

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.' mockup

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.' mockup

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

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'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?' mockup

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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Academic Negotiator Gifts Collection

Academic Negotiator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring themes for the academic negotiator—perfect for their morning coffee and inspired negotiations.

Academic Negotiator Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the academic negotiator’s talent for balancing perspectives with humor and style.

Academic Negotiator Prints

Discover artistic prints that beautifully showcase the cleverness and diplomacy of the academic negotiator—great for their workspace or home.

Academic Negotiator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the academic negotiator—wear their wit and diplomatic skills proudly during casual days.