Academic Debates Pillows

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

"Storm, hurricane or tropical depression? I'm happy to report that this particular academic debate is finally making its way away from our shores."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'The Questioner'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Difference of Opinion

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Trappist Monk Discord

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'