Academic Debates Mugs

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"Storm, hurricane or tropical depression? I'm happy to report that this particular academic debate is finally making its way away from our shores."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You're fired."

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Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'The Questioner'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Difference of Opinion

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

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