Abundance Admirer Gifts

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Sunbathers.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sleeping Beauty

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I'm addicted to water."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'