Abundance Admirer Mugs

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

bird interprets modern art

Sunbathers.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sleeping Beauty

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

One-man band rehearsal.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

Cover story: Picasso

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I'm addicted to water."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting