Abundance Mugs

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's maturing early.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel your pain."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

BLESS YOU

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"It's not what you think."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Millais - Cubist Period

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.